Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus -
engagement ring,
wedding ring
and Suffering.
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is a 3-ring circus -
engagement ring,
wedding ring
and Suffering.
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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